3/13/09
New game
2/17/09
Movie: Batman Forever

or play my game... http://www.kongregate.com/games/ZebraHDH/tangraze
See ya suckers! (really, its been fun... Here's a quick list of things i tried and never told you about: Wazoo Candy bars, Quadratini- tiramisu flavor, FUZE drinks, white chocolate M&M's, 74 movies(16 on dvd), 11 Xbox360 games, 5 Nintendo Wii games, 3 deodorants, a fish tank with 3 types of fish, 2 hats, some gum, 3 kinds of floss, 4 toothbrushes, and a dentist) Good luck deciding and trying things on your own... Here are some stats:
Illtrythat--
Income from Google Ads: $2.39
Income from Amazon Associates: $0
Income from Stimulus Bill- $0
Not Illtrythat--
Income from Spreadshirt (t-shirts): $15.50
Income from Kongregate (flash games): $14.41
Income from selling my old crap on Ebay: $850'ish and some odd cents
So yeah, I'll be putting more time into other things now... it was nice to do this for nearly a year, but i ended up boring myself to death with my own reviews... I would much rather do something i enjoy.
Thanks for watching, and have a great 2009-2076.
When are we allowed to start saying "Twenty-oh-nine", or is it next year in, "Twenty-ten", I don't recall anyone saying, "Man, I'm glad we took care of all the Y2K updates back in one thousand nine hundred ninety-nine." 2000 was the only* exception in my opinion, *as will be 3000, 4000, and after the second coming of Jesus 1000 again. On that topic, we have BC, and AD... so what will be next? AR (after returning)? AJCB (after Jesus came back)? WHFO (when hell froze over)? Ok, ok, ok enough of that.. How will the between time be measured? Forwards from 1AD to 3127AD and then its back to 1AJCB? or do we rewrite everything and get rid of the AD? Making it counting down from BCWBTDTECB (before christ was born then died then eventually came back) leading to ACCBTETWMIKOSTKTOWTTIC (after christ came back to end the world making it kind of silly to keep track of what this time is called)... Yeah that seems correct... Ok, before I end up ranting... goodbye forever(but not in a suicidal way, think "Batman Forever").
11/26/08
Candy: Snickers 'ROCKin NutROAD'
10/30/08
Movies: Happy Halloween Spooky Movie Lists
Since this year Halloween falls on a Friday, I think the holiday should extend to the entire weekend. So, since you'll have all that extra time to be spooked, I thought I would make a couple of lists for you to theme your scary movie festivals with.
Classics:
Dracula (1931) starring Bela Lugosi
The Wolf Man (1941) starring Lon Chaney Jr.
Frankenstein (1931) starring Boris Karloff
The Mummy (1932) starring Boris Karloff
Vampires:
Interview with a Vampire (1994) starring Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt
30 Days of Night (2007) starring Josh Hartnett
From Dusk Til Dawn (1996) starring George Clooney and Juliette Lewis
The Lost Boys (1987) starring Corey Haim and Feldman
Zombies:
28 Days Later (2002) starring Cillian Murphy
Resident Evil (2002) starring Milla Jovovich
Dawn of the Dead (2004) starring Sarah Polley and Ving Rhames
Night of the Living Dead (1990) starring no one of interest
Torture:
Saw (2004) starring Danny Glover
Hostel (2005) starring Jay Hernandez
Ôdishon aka "Audition" (1999) starring Japanese people
Turistas (2006) starring Josh Duhamel and Olivia Wilde
Car broke down is the worst place ever:
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) starring Karen Black and Sid Haig
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) or (2003) starring Jesica Biel
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) starring Vinessa Shaw (you know, the girl from Corky Romano)
Wrong Turn (2003) starring Eliza Dushku
Fun Stuff:
Club Dread (2004) starring Bill Paxton, Jordan Ladd, and Brittany Daniel
Shaun of the Dead (2004) starring Simon Pegg
Dead Alive or "Braindead" (1992) starring *cough*
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) starring Nathan Baesel and Robert Englund
These are some other random ones I thought of that are worth mentioning:
Pulse (2006)
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
The Descent (2005)
Cloverfield (2008)
Planet Terror (2007)
Nightmare on Elm Street- and sequels (1984-1994)
Friday the 13th- and sequels (1981-2001)
The Thing (1982)
and finally,
The Masters of Horror TV series has put out it's share of crap but there are a few that are fantastic. The 2 that stick out in my mind:
Jenifer (2005) with Steven Weber
Pelts (2006) with a M. E. Atloaf. (yeah, Meat Loaf)
And that concludes this year's Halloween Movie recommendations. I purposely did not include movies I didn't see. I don't need anyone coming back to tell me that I ruined the Movie Fest by suggesting a movie that turned out to be complete rubbish. But, that means I may have missed some good ones too. Let me know if you have any old or new scary movies in your collections that I failed to mention.
Be safe.
Kids, don't forget to let your parents check you candy before you start eating it, and parents don't forget to check the candy.
Also check out the sexual predators in your area, Halloween is their Christmas, only the gifts are bringing themselves. http://www.familywatchdog.us/
That last thing was supposed to be a joke, but it ended up just sounding like good advice.
Happy Monster Day.

